"Who's the gopher's ally? His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit. "

I get a proper tour of the grounds and immediately notice they have a vermin problem.

Squirrels.

Two of them run in front of me. Brazen and unashamed.
I must smite them, I am God’s instrument. My will is firm, my mission is righteous, my lead is just a bit too short.

Next time, there will be a reckoning. Next time...