"I like to hunt the most dangerous game of all - Man! Wait, no, I mean Squeaky Tiger"

Me

Him

If I'm going to bring down the squirrels, I need to be at my peak, honed, at the apex of the food chain. They can't all be spa days. I need to ensure I'm fighting fit. I need to be Rocky - with a training montage.

While the manservant cracks half a dozen raw chew sticks into a glass, I start with some stalking practice.

You were good Squeaky - but I was better.

Eye of the Tiger, my friend, Eye of the Tiger.