It's St Patrick's day and the hotel management has given the manservant the evening off to slake his brutish thirst for "the black stuff".
He's been given his wages and warned not to spend it all on drink. I know what she's talking about. Many a good dog has been led astray by the demon tipple, unable to resist a puddle or toilet bowl.
However She runs her fiefdom with a firm but fair hand and suggests I escort him along so I might see some of the low town nightlife and keep an eye on him.
Upon entry to one of the local establishments a large bowl of water is placed in front of me - drinks on the house, that's the kind of treatment I like.
Sadly it all degenerates from there with free drinks galore and I confess I may have ended up pressing myself upon strangers.
Truly I ain't nothing but a hound dog.
He's been given his wages and warned not to spend it all on drink. I know what she's talking about. Many a good dog has been led astray by the demon tipple, unable to resist a puddle or toilet bowl.
However She runs her fiefdom with a firm but fair hand and suggests I escort him along so I might see some of the low town nightlife and keep an eye on him.
Upon entry to one of the local establishments a large bowl of water is placed in front of me - drinks on the house, that's the kind of treatment I like.
Sadly it all degenerates from there with free drinks galore and I confess I may have ended up pressing myself upon strangers.
Truly I ain't nothing but a hound dog.
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