Monday, 4 August 2014

"Dude! No way!" "Way Dude"

My new health regime is already showing results. Better looking coat, 2 long beach walks every day, no cats so no stress and lots of quality time with the Rents. I have gone hard core and now insist on sneaking lots of big slurps of sea water each time I go paddling. There is nothing like a good purge to increase inner beauty and I manage to purge quite a lot after my briny refreshments. The Rents aren’t happy about it but hey! They’re the ones that keep me on a strict health food diet and you know what that means – no sugar, no red meat and NO SALT. So I say, never look a gift ocean in the mouth and with 2 walks a day, I’m taking saline as often as I can!


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